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+ AUTHOR Darren L. 270689 Temasek Polytechnic Dip. in Business |
+ ARCHIVES 05/01/2007 - 06/01/2007 06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007 |
+ LINKS Daniel Ee Lin Faezah Huiwah Juliana Kenneth Magdalena Mastura Roy Shawna Wenbin Wen Loong Yane |
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+ READ ALL ABOUT IT! Monday, 11 June 2007 shitass condo Dear management of my condo, please sack the guards over here, for they have not performed their duties in a manner that may be deemed satisfactory. Alternatively, save the guards, fire the management!!!!!!!! My bicycle was stolen from below my block. They call it a bike bay. I think it's more of a bike fair, with free bikes as the main attraction. The stingy management know that the bike bays around the estate are overcrowded, and yet they refuse to install more bike stands, because each bike stand would cost like what? $10? Interestingly enough, the fact that my bike's bottle (yes, precisely, even that nut wants a brandless plastic bottle!) was stolen about 6 months' ago indicates that whoever stole my bike, if it's the same person that is, had been observing the bike for quite some time already. At least he's smart enough to notice that I haven't utilised the bike for months. In fact, if the person who stole it really is who I'm thinking he is, then he's more cunning than the average human being - he probably came all the way to Singapore (with work as the excuse) just so he could be stealing bikes instead of apples and rice back in his country. Smart guy certainly. I won't be praying for the return of my bike. Why waste a prayer on material things? I'd rather pray that the guards get sacked. At least that makes more sense, for then the other remaining guards can wake up their idea, and stop wearing sunglasses while slouching over their chair as they take their afternoon naps. Easy money hurrr. I wanna be a guard too! Now, why the @$%! am I dragging the guards into the picture? Simple. My bike's wheels had a chain around them, meaning it was impossible to ride it, unless you unlock or cut the chain! If the chain had been cut, it'd definitely take the nut some time to cut the chain. And the nehninehnipoopoo guards didn't see anything, though I wouldn't fault them if they're blind. After all, guards singing as they patrol the estate has become commonplace. Them being humans, I can't expect them to multi-task by singing and catching thieves right? Now supposedly the chain wasn't cut, then the nut must have carried the entire bike away. Which I highly doubt so since this is the least wise method - the thieve is easily spotted. It would only work if 1) the guards were having morning/afternoon/evening/night naps, or 2) the guards stole it! The management just tops off this shitass condo experience. First, the management took away our shuttle bus service for the sake of their pockets - and no smart ass made noise. What's next? Charging for the rental of the limited bike stands available in this condo? Paying for the usage of the toilets at the clubhouse? At the rate it's going, I wouldn't be surprised if they charge for toilet admission in the future. And if they do, I pretty much doubt they'd be charging 10 cents. It'll be something like 20 cents, considering how money-minded this management is. I think everyone should start investing in their company, they're making profits like nobody's business. The returns should be fantastic, unless of course you're a resident in this condo... 21:21 // darren |